You know, something has recently come to my attention, and since I noticed this phenomena, i can't stop thinking about it. You ever notice when a guy is on the phone, if you talk to him he acknoledges you and if it's an important conversation he'll say hey man can I talk to you in a second? Or he can just continue to hold a conversation no problem. However, if a girl is on the phone, she just completely blanks you the fuck out!! And if your on the phone she'll get all pissed if you ignore her! But its ok if she ignores you while your on the phone! What the shit is that!?!? I'll tell you what kind of shit it is, its bullshit! I swear to God, I'm gonna get a mega-phone, lets see ya ignore that next time your talking to someone! Anyways I'm not picking on anyone in general, but damn ladies, I promise you the little voice in the phone isn't going to run away and disapear if you respond to a person in the room with ya. I mean damn, I don't mean to generalize, but I've never seen a guy zone everyone else out when on the phone, unless it was a dire situation, I shit you not, I've seen my mom do this and her friend was telling her about how she tried some really good soup or some crap like that. I dunno it just boggles the mind.
Ok, am I the only one who seriously gets pissed off when some bitch thinks she is queen fucking La-ti-dah go where I please, I think I can beat the shit out of any guy cause I own the goddamn place dumb whore? Let me give you a little background of this chick. First off whe's got mental problems, She has started a couple of fights and I'm pretty sure she carries weapons. On a side note, I already know two people she has given head to, in the same week I might add, and then 5 random dudes STANDING IN LINE TO GET THEIR DICKS SUCKED. This dumb bitch comes to our house on holloween after a party, AFTER she was kicked out of our house a few weeks back for being the dumb drunken bitch that she is. Funny story behind it though, she was stealing beer at one of our parties, so Rick asked her if she liked the beer, and then slapped it out of her handjob for hire hands. I thought that was hillarious. I guess she didn't cause she tried to get Rick to step outside with her for a fight. Anyways, shes ugly, is getting a beer belly, and gives terrible head. Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeext.
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